Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger

Well, it's not a subtle title for this week's episode, but it's apt. Ding-Donger's got a new special coming out early in the new year. Not that that's all he talks about this time, that'd be SO bullshit. Delving into the story of a young, affected starlet making his walk to the plane in Las Vegas magical, why the head of Blackwater shoudn't fly coach, and the joys of ziplining down Fremont street drunk, DD paints a picture for all of us to enjoy. Enjoy! Also, watch the special on Comedy Central Feb. 6th. Seriously.

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Well, 'ol party uncle Braung-dong kinda loses it on this one, but it's funny, so that's okay. Crazy how funny saves anything, right? Well, not death itself, but hey. You can't have it all. Seriously though, it's a good 'un. Also, we all die.

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This week Donger's back in the lab, and it's a half hour again. Phew! Obits, new sponsors, and brand new observations and tales. Hooray!

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Ding-Donger hasn't recorded a podcast in a while, so he dug in and gave us the big one. Here it is, the hour-long Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger. It is inarguably the greatest one man comedy podcast episode of all time.

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This week, well, we here at Nerdist will just let you listen. You really need a description? Oh goddamit, fine. Braunger did a benefit for a friend in serious need, and hopes you'll help out. He also just got some good news. There's also him rambling hilariously about his life. As always, you should listen. 69, dude.

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Matt's been on the road for eight straight nights by himself, and he just had his first so-so show. Ah, it was great, he's just dramatic. Listen to him ruminate on the trip so far from a hotel room all alone. The putz.

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Braunger is on the road again. Columbus, Dayton, and now Indianapolis. He's been up since 5:30 am, driven two and a half hours, did three hours of radio, and now he recorded this. Is it thirty minutes of crap? Hell no! He's a professional. Sure, the first recording shit the bed after sixteen minutes and he had to start again, but you won't notice. Listen and enjoy! Seriously, it's good.

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Donger is broadcasting live from his bedroom because his childhood friend Zach is in the dining room hogging all the space. Join him, he's very alone. Why? Because you'll learn Matt's secrets, the proper way to catcall, how to use the phrase "Speaking of which," how to earn your free time, about parking in Koreatown, why you should carry axes in public, and much much more. Also, about the title. Keep your dicks in the sheath, friends.

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Episode 65 has what all the great tales have, both happiness and sadness. And a wolverine. Matt just shot the cover for his new special, and he used a stuffed bear and the aforementioned wolvie for it. Hear his tales of taxidermy, DJing, going home to Portland this weekend, flipping a guy off in traffic, a champion shitbag, and more. Thanks for picking him up, as always.

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You've caught Ding-Donger on tour. Lucky you! This time he's in Montana and has some stuff to share. A comedy meth barn, working on creating a sitcom, why lunch (and eating) is wonderful thing (b/c it's always there), doing radio with a possum, and a maniac who chased him onstage (and backstage) at Bumbershoot are all discussed. Don't miss out, you beautiful jerks!

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