Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger

Oh man oh man oh man! Braunger didn't do a DDMB last week because of his birthday (what a child), so this week's episode is 45 minutes long. And change! His weekend in Palm Springs, a realization about his habit to walk everywhere, the time he became a serial killer online, and a childhood memory involving stacks of porn are all discussed, but it all goes deeper than that! Let's delve in, shall we, to the world of a Ding-Dong.

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Matt made this one earlier in the week, but there's no way you should be able to tell that unless I just told you. Whoops! This, the 60th triumph, finds our hero talking about relationships, being alone, his recent crazy weekend, how you have to accept your friends despite their horrible tastes, why you should hug your pets now, and the challenge of motivating yourself to work in hot Los Angeles. Guys! We're 60!

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We're almost to 60 episodes, gang! When we get there, we'll all go swimming and dunk the baby. You'll have to listen to this week's episode to know what the hell I'm talking about. This ep, Matt gets into Weird Al, the taping of his new short film, his perfect card and gift for a one-year-old's birthday party, a horrible party guest he meets there, gay stuff, and a terrible movie that capped off the weekend. Thanks for picking him up!

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Hey gang! Matt spends 22 minutes of this episode talking about getting stoned on camera in "Getting Doug with High," then extolls the genius of online savants Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, & Hannah Hart, then explains how he plans on setting fire to himself in Palm Springs for his B-Day. Only three topics? Only three topics. This episode rocks ass.

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Happy 4th of July, Braungals and Braunguys. Matt's back with some tales again, because it's a weekly show and that's why! He's got the story of "Night of 1,000 Segers," how he almost just hit a guy with his car, getting "made" at the Comedy Store last night, why he's melting, why he's going to Palm Springs to melt more, and why he yelled "My tit!" earlier today. Happy 4th. Listen and it'll all make sense.

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Taking a break (or maybe not) from rehearsing his song in the upcoming "Night of 1,000 Segers," Matt hops into your brain again. He just got back from driving a combined 60 miles to audition for the role of "Coach" on a sitcom. Yep. Just "Coach." He's talking about auditions in general, editing his special, 1,000 Segers rehearsals, the show he's developing with a guy you all love, and how the film "Jason Nash is Married" is awesome and should be seen by all. Let's work on our Night Moves together.

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This week is a doozy and a half, folks! Lots to cover. Lemonheads in a big box, editing the new hour special, b-day plans, helping a friend in need, depression, Henry Phillips, the short film Matt shot over last weekend, a new Neil Diamond song he's writing without Neil's permission, and (most importantly) the definitive guide to most of the Game of Thrones characters. Phew! Tune in.

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Summer's underway! And that means a new DDMB. Well, so does Winter, Spring, you get the idea. Hope not having any discernible theme besides Matt Braunger's dumb life isn't driving you nuts. Anyhoos, this week Matt gets into a strange encounter/show at the Belly Room at the Comedy Store, talks a therapy encounter that made him go "Oh no," gets into the short film he's doing this weekend with Ron Funches, and describes his dumbest moment at the movies ever. On a date. Check check check check check ch-check it out!

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What a week! Braunger's been all over the map. Listen to the tales of his adventures in an all new episode. Old friends, two tapings (one of them too sweaty), a wedding where he got too drunk, doing karaoke with Mom, how fucked up the end of that Game of Thrones was, and more! Here we go again on our own, going down the only road we've ever known."

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Hey kids, it's almost time for Matt to record his new special and he's going bonkers. Let's let him yammer on for a while to calm his nerves. He just got back from Denver, is doing a run-through of his set in Hollywood tonight, just did one of the last ever episodes of Chelsea Lately (it got cancelled today), and he's unveiling his set list for you. Out loud. Tune in and see what's up this week besides your nipples.

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